(Source: gaga-mugler)

reduktive:

“Hello Gaga? I have a knock knock joke for you. Knock! knock!”

“Uhh. Who’s this?”

“I’m italian hehehe”

“that joke died two years ago”

“　 “

(Source: reduktive)

reduktive:

beyawnce:

arethafranklin:

reduktive:

ajsdeepblue:

ramenfashion:

california girl

yeah

all i ever wanted was to be lady gaga

can’t help that I need

her swag

I got as much talent as a plastic bag

you say that I am a slutty whore

but I am so fucking dark

got you wrapped around my chorus, babe

you can count on me to be her slave

(california girl)

would you do anything for me

buy a big record deal for me

I’d get down on both knees if need be

mix my next hit single right now, baby

emo queen on the red carpet scene

living life like a teenage dream

i know i’ve got a big titto

i really just want lady gaga’s dildo

(Source: allyouladiespopyopussylikedis)

Lady Gaga copies the Floating Baby Head from Phineas & Ferb

(Source: reduktive)

reduktive:

blowhan:

iceclimbers:

immiqrant:

“so Katy, describe the outfits she was wearing”

I heard she was dressed as a white satan

“okay I got the white part down.”

“I can do the Satan part, I’m dark”

(Source: ramenfashion)

How to make a Nicki Minaj 

(Source: reduktive)

paleon:

Oh, the irony